Vibe Compiler
Turns product intuition into TypeScript before standup.

GENIUS. MILLIONAIRE. CATBOY. PHILANTHROPIST.
18-year-old principal distinguished founding staff engineer. Simultaneously employed by every company worth resigning from.
Most engineers optimize systems.
I optimize the market’s understanding of my proximity to systems.
I entered tech at four, after identifying unacceptable latency in a Fisher-Price cash register. By seven, I had scaled snack time to twelve concurrent users. The rest is lightly documented history.
Average latency after deleting the entire feature.
Engineer. The extra 1x is personal brand.
Runway, assuming investors remain visionary.
Deep work per quarter. Industry-leading.
Turns product intuition into TypeScript before standup.
Serverless confidence for founders with no servers.
The first database that refuses mediocre queries.
“KEEP YOUR FRIENDS RICH AND YOUR ENEMIES RICH, AND WAIT TO FIND OUT WHICH IS WHICH.”
After redefining infrastructure, JY unwinds with Chopin, a Steinway, and the quiet knowledge that music theory is just system design for feelings.

“BUILD > TALK. UNLESS THE TALK IS ABOUT WHAT I BUILT.”
